Re: On to kids....

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From: Jeff Bone (
Date: Tue Sep 12 2000 - 22:32:38 PDT

> How about this one. As a member of the lifeform club your reason for
> being is to survive and REPRODUCE. Those are the rules, they are the
> only reason you are here at all, and the only way you'll exist passed
> the trivially brief lifespan...

Yeah, yeah. How about this one. Setting aside all the wacky nanotech,
Singularity, and similar possibilities, BY FAR the most effective way to
propagate my genes *TODAY* is to simply go down and get paid to whack off
at the local sperm bank. Absolutely no need to raise the rugrats myself,
leaves plenty of bandwidth for me and <insert whoever> to go diving in
Belize on a whim, or dancing 'til 5am, or whatever. Hell, I could have
dozens of spawn by this time next year, no fuss, no muss (well, hopefully)
and ABSOLUTELY ZERO COST to me. ;-) In fact, I turn a profit! Some other
poor schmuck gets stuck with the lifelong financial / emotional / social
cost of raising my demonseed, while I'm getting having naked sportsex with
a group of lingerie models! How funny is that?!?

;-) ;-) ;-)


PS - I was with you till the end of your message, but didn't parse the
"needs" bit or the "Bill" bit.

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