Re: A non-column from Bob on Push

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (
Mon, 17 Mar 1997 14:03:19 -0600

> Has anyone checked out the amount of traffic on the usenet lately?

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters
and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of
Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
- Ian Hart.

(Thanks to glen mccready <>)