Yeah, i caught that, and i was willing to let it slide, but since you
brought it up...
To be fair, i'll buy dinner for whichever of you two visits first. Glad
Rohit wasn't first - i've seen him eat.
>> It was fun looking for nonsense/gross answers!
>That does sound like fun. Second round, anyone?
Always up for a challenge:
>1) 26 = L of the A
Letters of the Alphabet / (Length of the Average dmv line)
>2) 1001 = A N
Arabian Nights / (Aol Numbers that don't work)
>3) 7 = W of the W
Wonders of the World / (Writers of the Washington post with an unbiased
opinion)
>4) 12 = S of the Z
Signs of the Zodiac / (Slackers of generation Z [our grandchildren]
*measured in billions)
>5) 54 = C in D (W/J)
Cards in a Deck (With Jokers) / (Congressmen in Drug rehab centers (With
Jerry garcia))
>6) 9 = P in the S S
Planets in the Solar System / (Pediphiles in the congreSS [conservative
estimate])
>7) 88 = P K
Piano Keys / (Percent of Kernels that don't pop in the average bag of
microwave popcorn)
>8) 13 = S of the A F
Stripes on the American Flag / (Sexual preference choices of the Air
Force)
>9) 32 D F at which W F
Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes / (Democratic Fundraisers at
which White house Fucked us)
>10) 18 = H on the G C
Holes on the Golf Course / (Hillary clintons on the "Girl Cloning" plan)
>11) 90 - D in a R A
Degrees in a Right Angle / (Deceptions in a Republican Agenda)
>12) 200 = D for P G in M
Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly / (Dirty looks for Passing Gas in
Metro station)
>13) 8 = S on a S S
Sides on a Stop Sign / (Straights on a San francisco School board)
>14) 3 = B M (SHTR)
Blind Mice (See How They Run) / (Barry, Marion (crack Smoking Hours on a
Two day Retreat))
>15) 4 = Q in a G
Quarts in a Gallon / (Queers in a Guess? ad)
>16) 24 = H in a D
Hours in a Day / (Hidden agendas in a Democrat's sentence)
>17) 1 = W on a U
Wheel on a Unicycle / (Women on a United nations roster)
>18) 5 = # of D in a Z C
# of Digits in a Zip Code / (# of Defense lawyers in a Zero Cubic foot
area at an oj simpson trial)
>19) 57 = H V
Heinz Varieties / (Heidi fleiss Venereal diseases)
>20) 11 = P on a F T
Players on a Football Team / (Published jurors on a certain Football
player's Trial)
>21) 1000 = W that a P is W
Words that a Picture is Worth / (Ways that a Politician is Worthless)
>22) 29 = D in F in a L Y
Days in February in a Leap Year / (Distance in Feet in a Light Year
[mathematical calculations courtesy of nation of islam crowd estimators])
>23) 64 = S on a C B
Squares on a Chess Board / (Sinners on a Christian coalition Bus [seats 62])
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