Re: this is only a test

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (
Thu, 6 Mar 1997 10:25:22 -0600


> Uh... or your knowledge of Americana

Que lastima, as they say down south. Of course, everybody knows that the
US is the center of the UniverSe. And Chicago is the center of the US.
Why, even the two warring poles of the modem axis are right here (Motorola
in Schaumburg and USR in Skokie). And we have the most adorable climate,
and grow the best wine grapes in the world. And we hallucinate.

> It was fun looking for nonsense/gross answers!

That does sound like fun. Second round, anyone?


The English, the English, the English are best.
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest. Flanders and Swann