Here are some more hilarious jokes about Microsoft, from
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95.html:
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/without95.html Last man on earth
without Windows 95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/wintp.html Windows TP
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/mscars.html If Microsoft built cars...
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/boytoy.html Toys for big boys
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/12days.html On the 12th day of
Christmas my vendor gave to me
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/1995.html Year-M
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/anthem.html The National Anthem of
Windows Nation
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/billdies.html Bill Gates dies and
fronts up to the pearly gates
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/bobdeath.html Microsoft Tester Dies
Tragically At Hands of "PAL"
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/boytoy.html Toys for big boys
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/cooluser.html Windows 95 Will Have The
Coolest Users Ever
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/creditcard.html Bill's Credit Card
Application
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/drinking.html Bill Gates Microsoft
Windows 95 infomercial drinking game
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/goofed.html Microsoft Goofed
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/jesus.html Jesus v's Windows 95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/joebob.html Joe-Bob Software
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/letter.html Letters from Billy...
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/lightbulb.html Lightbulb jokes
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/litigation.html Litigation '95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/livelong.html Will Windows 95 Live
Long and Phosphor ?
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/mscars.html If Microsoft built cars
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/mstng.html Microsoft the Next
Generations
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/novell.html Novell admits aiding
Microsoft
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/oracle.html O great Oracle...
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/panhandler.html Microsoft Panhandler
v1.0
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/renames.html Microsoft Renames Windows
95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/songs.html Appropriate Songs for
Windows 95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/source31.html Source Code for Windows
3.11
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/source95.html Source Code for Windows
95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/stealcat.html Windows may steal the
cat
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/stuns.html Windows 95 Stuns World
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/thusspake.html Thus spake Gates
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/vatican.html Microsoft Buys Vatican
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/what95.html What 95 Stands For
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/wintp.html Windows TP
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/without95.html Last man on earth
without Windows 95
http://nova.ldc.lu.se/jokes/win95/word666.html The Coming of Word 6.6.6
If you find any more really funny Windows 95 jokes, especially ones that
have been forwarded a lot, PLEASE post them here. I really just can't
think of a more appropriate forum.
- Joe (Why the hell do I have to do Tim's job?) Barrera
PS. At least you know what SRL is - that's good.
PS. Have you explained to us why you would move out of a house of six
women?
Joseph S. Barrera III (joebar@microsoft.com)
http://research.microsoft.com/~joebar
Phone, Office: (415) 778-8227; Cellular: (415) 601-3719; Home: (415)
588-4801
The opinions expressed in this message are my own personal views and do
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