How about a parody of it?  Somebody somewhere has to know the real
words to that song.  It sure as hell isn't Stipe.  I saw their Green tour
in 89 and he forgot the lyrics.
        In place of "Leonard Berstein" we could yell "Rohit Khare!"  
        Dammit, now every time i hear that song i'm going to think of that.
      
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        "While I'm fully aware that money can't buy happiness,  
         I wouldn't mind being known as "the melancholy  
          guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo."  
  
                                   - George Olson