Rohit is really Dogbert

Ernest N. Prabhakar (ernest@alumni.caltech.edu)
Fri, 18 Oct 1996 15:31:43 -0700 (PDT)


Think about it. Both want to take over the world.
They have the same body shape. They are convinced that the world
is 97% composed of morons.

The only difference one could claim is that Dogbert is smaller and colorless.
Well, the size really isn't an issue. I mean, after all, we don't know the
absolute scale of the strip. Assuming a 30 foot Dilbert, and it all
works out nicely. Besides, why would Dilbert have to be real?

As for coloration, just remember that the strip was originally B&W.
Color was added later, and they just stuck to basic white probably because
the colorizer hadn't met Rohit personally. After all, apparently everyone
at the company is rendered white - have you ever seen a high-tech company
that was NOT 50% asian? Obviously a simple plot to protect Dogbert's
anonymity.

Anyway, this revelation came to me a while back, but I figured I should
share it now, just to be safe. You see, Rohit will be in LA, and he
knows that I know his secret, and well, just in case anything happens to me,
I thought the world should know.

Oh, and for the record I just signed up for Dogbert's New Ruling Class.
http://www.unitedmedia.com/cgi/dnrcreg.cgi

My title:

High Pundit and First Mocker

Just because the whole universe exists to Mock Rohit does not mean
it doesn't need some help every now and then.

-- Ernie P.