Fwd: JOKE: time is money

Dr. Ernest N. Prabhakar (ernest@alumni.caltech.edu)
Fri, 18 Oct 96 22:49:09 -0700


This may have been around before, but I haven't run afoul of the "old
bit police" in quite a while, and it is nerdly enough to be worth
FoRKing. Bonus points for whomever can determine which lemma is most
relevant to Rohit's career plans...

-- Ernie Prabhakar
High Pundit and First Mocker

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Forwarded message:
From: Allan.Bowen@ssi.com
Date: 96-10-18 17:54:02 EDT

"Knowledge is Power", "Time is Money", and as every engineer knows,
"Power is Work over Time". So, substituting algebraic equations for
these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:

K = P (1)
T = M (2)
P = W/T (3)

Now, do a few simple substitutions:

Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
K = W/T (4)

Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:

K = W/M (5).

Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

Knowledge equals Work over Money.

What this MEANS is that:

1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

Solving for Money, we get:

M = W/K (6)
Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

>From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge
approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

What THIS MEANS is:

The More you Make, the Less you Know.

Solving for Work, we get

W = M K (7)
Work equals Money times Knowledge

>From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge
approaches 0.

What THIS MEANS is:

The stupid rich do little or no work.

Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left
as an exercise for the reader.