Tech support 230
Rodent of Unusual Size (Ken.Coar@Golux.Com)
Thu, 27 May 1999 12:55:34 -0400
{sigh} We get a lot of lame reports in the Apache bug database.
One of the more common is, 'Why have you installed *your* software
on *my* Web site/my PC? I'm gonna sue, you meanies!' A lot of people
have the slightly better sense to send these plaints to one of
our email addresses ('I went to see Russian girls and I get
Apache. I want my Russian girls!'), but the bugdb is slowly
accumulating these Clewless George reports like cholesterol.
I had a sudden inspiration/revelation/picture in my head about
how to typify these: "I have no clew and I must scream!"
With apologies to Roger Zelazny, may he RIP.
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Ken Coar <http://Web.Golux.Com/coar/>
Apache Software Foundation <http://www.apache.org/>
"Apache Server for Dummies" <http://Web.Golux.Com/coar/ASFD/>