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[From Slate]
DEATH WITH DIGNITY EXTRA
A published photograph of Joe DiMaggio's memorial service last Friday
in St. Patrick's Cathedral shows Rudolph Giuliani seated next to
Henry Kissinger. Despite the crude color reproduction used by the
Times, you can actually see the cloud of pure evil hanging over these
two men. (Or is that Phil Rizzuto's head?) Right behind them you can
just make out a portal opening up to hell, presumably for the arrival
of George Steinbrenner.
Deeply reverential fun facts:
* Dr. Rock Positano, organizer of the day's events, was DiMaggio's
foot doctor. He's also treated the feet of Mort Zuckerman, Giuliani,
and Kissinger.
* The post-mourning brunch was held at Le Cirque 2000. Few could eat
through their grief. If by "few" you mean "all."
* Steinbrenner said his conversation with brunch partner Kissinger was
"better than my four years at Williams. But I didn't know any mass
murderers at Williams." If by "said" you exclude the final sentence.
Did I make that clear: he's held the naked feet of Zuckerman,
Giuliani, and Kissinger. Disgusting yet biblical yet disgusting.
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