Re: UFO hits satellite, 90% of pagers fail

Gregory Alan Bolcer (
Wed, 20 May 1998 08:46:58 -0700

> Damn, these flying saucers sure do seem to run into things a lot. You'd
> think they'd have some kind of automatic guidance / collision avoidance
> system or something. Or maybe their stutter-jump gravity drives get all
> wonky when they get into the gravitational field of nearby objects. Or
> maybe they're running NT and it's a BSOD problem. ;-)

Microsoft run UFOs do not have bugs, only features.
Maybe that's what it was *supposed* to do!