Re: UFO hits satellite, 90% of pagers fail

Jeff Bone (
Wed, 20 May 1998 02:46:40 -0500

Damn, these flying saucers sure do seem to run into things a lot. You'd
think they'd have some kind of automatic guidance / collision avoidance
system or something. Or maybe their stutter-jump gravity drives get all
wonky when they get into the gravitational field of nearby objects. Or
maybe they're running NT and it's a BSOD problem. ;-)