Re: Jason Thomas ; W3C M.Eng student

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (
Thu, 23 Jan 1997 12:06:40 -0600

> The clubbing page is particularly hyperactive...

I don't generally go in for this sort of stuff, but occasionally an animation
tickles me, Elmo. I collect those and put them all on one page, to emphasize
the binary nature of life, the universe, and everything -- no shades of gray/
trinary logic here! Jason's clubbing page is pretty tame compared to the
cesspool I've assembled:

The *nice* part about it is that the animations are slowed down enough to
fully appreciate them. You may take that as a warning.


... Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
As he sponges it off they say:
"Is this Horrible? Is this Horrible?
It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible
We're just trying to bug you
We thought our dreadfulness
might be a thing to annoy you with."
But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind,
the thing that bothers me is:
Someone keeps moving my chair."

-- They Might Be Giants