Re: Social Security/CommerceNet/PitneyBowes try digital ...

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (
Fri, 17 Jan 1997 10:34:44 -0600


I almost regret to inform you that Ariadne Internet Services' phrase:

"Internet-based electronic commerce solutions to real business problems."

has, as some of its possible anagrams, the phrases:

Abbott and Costello percussion instrument? Someone else's mere crib relic
Beer-bellied contour lines -- St. Bitter's commercials' contemporaneousness
Comedienne Ellen's blue-ribbon, post-traumatic stress econometrics: Loser!
Dominican Republicans' corselettes resemble Bose's remote control units.
Moslem codpieces bestubble international terrorism's close encounters.
Netless outlet concessions: Bert 'n Ernie clobber Lucia di SPAMmermoor set.
Public Enema Number One's indecent liberties -- restrooms' closestool carts
Rotters use blue-ribbon committee's ten-dimensional space -- closer 'n closer
Someone else, uncircumspect, bobbles international DES closet-terrorism.
Transmission: Impossible -- Necromancer counts 'beetle': double letter score


P.S. Your link to Ariadne on your homepage is broken. It's missing a tilde,
maybe. But then, maybe you don't want to point to Ariadne Software (on
Word Street, I'm pleased to note).