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On the NY Times home page today, I found this gem: an animated gif
advertisement from Fidelity Investments. **With fine print**!!
The fifth and sixth panels have the obligatory "read your prospectus before
ordering... past performance is no indicator..."
And the Web goes marching on...
RK
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