Uh... sorry dude but I'd need a twelve-inch dick and a double-jointed spine.
Is your .sig really aimed at such a specific target group?
If not, perhaps you should amend it to suggest a circle-o'-ear-fuck
with n >= 2 participants.
And that still doesn't solve the problem for the women in your audience!
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