HELP WANTED: Walter Thiele, 75, of Tegernsee, Germany, wants the best
for his wife, Renate, who is 28 years old. "She is young, beautiful
and full of lust for life," he says, and he doesn't want her to be
lonely when he dies. So he's searching for a man to take care of her
when he goes -- and the millions of dollars he made on his invention,
a small battery-operated machine in a bag which laughs at the push of
a button. Hundreds of men have applied for the task. (Reuter) ...Gee,
Walt, with millions of dollars and a few battery-operated machines,
you would think she could take care of herself.
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