<< I was going to counter with a story about a British man who masturbated a
dophin in order to keep it from paying attention to other 'tourists' at a warm
water resort, but then I found a WWW page on the history of zoophilia and the
law. >>
I see right through your ploy, Greg. It worked; Clinton looks real good by
comparison. :)
<<It is easy to imagine a lonely farmer choosing to warm himelf by seeking
"body
warmth" from his horse. >>
No, I wouldn't say it was EASY for me to imagine this. In fact, I never would
have imagined it on my own. It made me real queasy - thanks, old buddy old
pal!
GG