When masturbation's got you down...

I Find Karma (adam@milliways.cs.caltech.edu)
Tue, 16 Sep 1997 13:46:28 -0700 (PDT)


TienCLee, do I know you?

TienCLee@aol.com writes:
> The following "informational packet" was distributed to students at
> Christ the King grade and middle school in Lombard, Illinois last week.

Oh my. Poor middle school students.

> STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Why do we WANT to overcome masturbation?

> OPINION: Why do we WANT to overcome masturbation?
> :p Adam

Took the words right out of my mouth.

> ANS: AIDS, suffering, broken homes and kids that'll leave you when
> you suffer a stroke and heart attack.

And what do any of these have to do with masturbation.

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