Re: Merced to suck(?)

CobraBoy! (tbyars@earthlink.net)
Wed, 22 Oct 1997 12:37:27 -0700


At 10:52 AM -0700 10/22/97, Gregory Alan Bolcer wrote:

> Greg
>
> p.s. Rohit needs to be introduced to tequila being a westerner now.
> http://gbolcer.ics.uci.edu/images/tequila.gif

Greg,

Rohit has always been a westerner. I see you have a UCI e-mail address. I
can only assume you are either from OC or have been here awhile. You must
understand RoRo will never drink in OC. RoRo is a big pussy and doesn't
like it around here for the following reasons.

1) The people are too good looking
2) The concrete wasteland of UCI/Irvine is an affront to his senses
3) The people are too good looking
4) The concrete wasteland of UCI/Irvine is an affront to his senses
5) The people are too good looking
6) The concrete wasteland of UCI/Irvine is an affront to his senses

So RoRo would rather go back to Pasdena and drink weak watered down drinks
with a bunch of neurotic stiff 30/40 somethings, fat slobs, and turn of the
century buildings, then stagger out into the street to be greeted by
hoochie mama's and every cruiser that side of El Monte.

A charming place.

Tim

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