From: Bill Stoddard (stoddard@raleigh.ibm.com)
Date: Wed Nov 29 2000 - 05:26:22 PST
This is great!! I am happy now! Thanks!
Bill (who went to see "Do America" Christmas Day!)
----- Original Message -----
From: Lisa Dusseault <lisa@xythos.com>
To: Tom Whore <tomwhore@inetarena.com>; Fork <fork@xent.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 29, 2000 2:28 AM
Subject: RE: Waffling again
> Well, it ain't shakespeare, but my SO did an impromptu rendering of Al/W as
> Beavis/Butthead last night. I can't do it justice but...
>
> Butthead Al: Whoa. Did I like, not lose or something?
>
> Beavis W: I am president! I'm president! Heh-heh! Heh-heh! I am
> president!
>
> Butthead Al: Shut up, Beavis. You're not president. They hafta count the
> votes.
>
> Beavis W: Yes I am! I am president! Heh-heh! Heh-heh!
>
> Butthead Al: You're not president, dumb-ass. They didn't vote for you,
> they voted for me.
>
> Beavis W: Heh-heh! They voted for me! Machine counting is cool!
>
> Butthead Al: Machine counting sucks, Beavis. The pregnant chads aren't
> counted.
>
> Beavis W: Shut up Butthead! What do you mean -- pregnant! Heh-heh. How
> can chads be pregnant! Heh-heh. You said pregnant! Heh-heh. I need no
> pregnant chads. I am president!
>
> Butthead Al: Settle down, beavis.
>
> Beavis W: Are you threatening me?? I am Cornholio! I mean, I am
> president! I am the great president Bush! I need Florida for my bunghole!
>
> -- Lisa
> (with help from
> http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/1762/cornholio.html)
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Tom Whore [mailto:tomwhore@inetarena.com]
> > Sent: Tuesday, November 28, 2000 10:23 AM
> > To: Jeff Bone
> > Cc: fork@xent.com
> > Subject: Re: Waffling again
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Ya think we might have a good shaksperian/war of the roses power play
> > going on? Does this mean the gore kids get locked in a high castle or GW
> > runs around yelling " ay horsey aya horsey, god dang weres my horsey"
> > whilst gore stands woodenly looking into the camera monotoning " now is
> > the winter of our misrecount made uprorious summer by this son of texas"
> >
> > If only. What we will get is more whine and grime.
> >
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