From: ThosStew@aol.com
Date: Mon Nov 27 2000 - 06:23:48 PST
In a message dated 11/25/2000 3:43:33 PM, joe@barrera.org writes:
>Fourth: why the FUCK were you not wearing your seatbelt?
ABOLUTELY.
(Jury-service avoidance tip. If you are called in to the voir dire for a
personal-injury case invovling an automobile accident, and wish to avoid
serving on the jury, simply ask the lawyers if the plaintiff was wearing a
seat belt, then explain that you'd have trouble finding for a plaintiff who
didn't wear one. Since the plaintiff never WAS wearing a seatbelt--ahem, Adam
& Rohit--you will be off the case.)
Tom
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