From: Tom Whore (tomwhore@inetarena.com)
Date: Thu Nov 02 2000 - 13:14:03 PPET
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this
one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of
your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then, bundle up your
wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top
of the following list, remove his name from the list, and add your name to
thebottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184
women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.
REMEMBER: this chain brings luck. One man's pit
bull died and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An
unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose
between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.
You can be lucky too, but, DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One man broke the chain and got his own wife back again.
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!
Bill Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
William Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
W. J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
William Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
W. Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
William J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
Slick Willie Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC
Billy J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC
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