RE: [VOID] Eurodollars and Esperanto

CobraBoy (tbyars@earthlink.net)
Mon, 25 May 1998 10:55:21 -0700


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At 10:20 AM -0700 5/25/98, Gregory Alan Bolcer came up with this:

> 1) After your first sexual encounter with a {woman/man} did you
> tell your mates [Aus. For pals/friends 8-)] the next day?

Hmm.... within a week.

> 2) Does Alcohol increase your success rate in bed?

Success in getting someone into bed or getting off? Yes to the first, no to
the second.

> 3) What are some of the tuning [pick up lines] methods you like to apply?

"You know, I'd really like to fuck you" (you would be surprised how often
this works)

> 4) Where do you get the most sex in the world?

???? Does Amsterdam count?

> 5) Does sex keep you fit?

No.

> 6) Are you good at it?

Yes.

> 7) Do you need a beer to pull a chick?

No.

> 8) Do surfers pull more roots than body boarders? [This is
> too surfing specific, so substitute your two favorite majors].

Body boarders pull more 12 -13 year olds. Surfers pull the rest.

> 9) What do chicks do when they find out your a surfer [Web geek]?

Refuse to let me take their picture with my digital camera.

> 10) Does it help being a surfer [Computer scientist]?

No.

> 11) Who is the luckiest [man/woman] in the world right now.

Certaintly not Tommy Lee!

> 12) What do you think of nude beaches in France?

Think their fine.

> 13) What would you think of a nude world?

Considering my aversion to wearing clothes one would believe I'd be all for
it. Going to a local mall and looking around I'm against it.

> 14) What about AIDS, do you think about it much?

Not really.

> 15) Are you embarrassed by sex?

No.

> 16) What's your funniest experience with sex?

Broken beds? Can't really think of one.

> 17) If you could have sex with one person, who would it be?

Pam Grier

> 18) Is free love good?

Even if it isn't, the price is right.

> 19) Does sex have a future?

If an AIDS vaccine or cure comes around I predict people will be fucking in
the streets. If not sex will continue to be as dysfunctional as it is now.

> 20) Do you consider yourself a sensitive new-age [guy/girl]?

Somewhat.

> 21) What do you think of marriage?

I'm all for it.

> 22) What's your favourite[sic] sexual manoeuvre[sic]?

My favorite would take too long to explain so let's so with reverse cowgirl.

> 23) What's your favourite[sic] music to have sex to?
> [It's a virus, I wonder if Lloyd spells like that?]

Contortions by James Black and the Contortions.

> 24) Is Mrs. Palmer adequate back up if you can't pull
> a root? [Try doing an AltaVista on 'Rosy Palms']

No. Never.

> 25) Which would you rather be?
> A) Rich, famous, celibate?
> B) Poor, unknown, and a stud/nymph?
> C) a cruisy guy/gal who pulls his or her fair share?

Let's pick "b" Bob. Figuring if you were that much of a stud, word would
get around and eventually you'd find a rich divorcee.

Tim
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-Toa Te Ching

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<color><param>0000,00D7,0000</param>At 10:20 AM -0700 5/25/98, Gregory
Alan Bolcer came up with this:

> 1) After your first sexual encounter with a {woman/man} did you

> tell your mates [Aus. For pals/friends 8-)] the next day?

Hmm.... within a week.

> 2) Does Alcohol increase your success rate in bed?

Success in getting someone into bed or getting off? Yes to the first,
no to the second.

> 3) What are some of the tuning [pick up lines] methods you like to
apply?

"You know, I'd really like to fuck you" (you would be surprised how
often this works)

> 4) Where do you get the most sex in the world?

???? Does Amsterdam count?


> 5) Does sex keep you fit?

No.


> 6) Are you good at it?

Yes.


> 7) Do you need a beer to pull a chick?

No.

> 8) Do surfers pull more roots than body boarders? [This is

> too surfing specific, so substitute your two favorite majors].

Body boarders pull more 12 -13 year olds. Surfers pull the rest.


> 9) What do chicks do when they find out your a surfer [Web geek]?

Refuse to let me take their picture with my digital camera.

> 10) Does it help being a surfer [Computer scientist]?

No.


> 11) Who is the luckiest [man/woman] in the world right now.

Certaintly not Tommy Lee!


> 12) What do you think of nude beaches in France?

Think their fine.


> 13) What would you think of a nude world?

Considering my aversion to wearing clothes one would believe I'd be all
for it. Going to a local mall and looking around I'm against it.


> 14) What about AIDS, do you think about it much?

Not really.


> 15) Are you embarrassed by sex?

No.


> 16) What's your funniest experience with sex?

Broken beds? Can't really think of one.


> 17) If you could have sex with one person, who would it be?

Pam Grier

> 18) Is free love good?

Even if it isn't, the price is right.


> 19) Does sex have a future?

If an AIDS vaccine or cure comes around I predict people will be
fucking in the streets. If not sex will continue to be as dysfunctional
as it is now.


> 20) Do you consider yourself a sensitive new-age [guy/girl]?

Somewhat.


> 21) What do you think of marriage?

I'm all for it.


> 22) What's your favourite[sic] sexual manoeuvre[sic]?

My favorite would take too long to explain so let's so with reverse
cowgirl.


> 23) What's your favourite[sic] music to have sex to?

> [It's a virus, I wonder if Lloyd spells like that?]

Contortions by James Black and the Contortions.


> 24) Is Mrs. Palmer adequate back up if you can't pull

> a root? [Try doing an AltaVista on 'Rosy Palms']

No. Never.


> 25) Which would you rather be?

> A) Rich, famous, celibate?

> B) Poor, unknown, and a stud/nymph?

> C) a cruisy guy/gal who pulls his or her fair share?

Let's pick "b" Bob. Figuring if you were that much of a stud, word
would get around and eventually you'd find a rich divorcee.

</color>Tim

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Care about people's approval and you will be their prisoner.

-Toa Te Ching

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