[Did you know the overall Federal income tax burden has been steadily
hovering at 9% for the last fifty years, after spiking from 1% during
WWII? That the 40% overall burden is mainly SS (16%) and state and sales?]
--- FIRST QUARTER CY1998 DATE WITHHOLDING DECLARATIONWomen I met on the trip to India who won't reply to my email............................................... 4
Women I met around campus who won't reply to my email............................................... 2
Women I met on a mailing list who won't reply to my email............................................... 1
Women I met on a mailing list who will reply to my email, but don't want to meet me..................... 1
Women I met back East who won't reply to postal mail or return calls........................................ 2
Women who, when I ask, seemingly lose all interest in coffee, dinner, or movies............................. 1
Women I have gone out on the town with who barely even consider me a friend...................................... 2
Women who travel cross-country to Irvine for the day, offer to have dinner, and don't call......................... 1
Women who have made a date, yet stood me up barely 15 minutes later, quit their job, and vanished from UCI............... 1
Women who assume the invitation delievered to their door is not for them, and besides, are busy this weekend and will be until they finish their doctoral qualifying exams in a few years........................ 1
Total disinterest rate: 16 Subtotal, Indian: 11 Personal exemption: 0
/signed/ Rohit Khare 3 Mar 98
--- Reality is that 97% implies only one out of thirty. Mockery is that 3% implies only the thirtieth.