guarantees 0% inflation for next 50 years

Rohit Khare (
Wed, 18 Aug 1999 14:09:05 -0700

Stop the madness!

> will change the way you shop for life. Shop now, during our
>Charter Customer offer, and we'll give you today's low prices - for
>life. Plus free shipping - for life. That's a lifetime worth of

>Shop as many times as you like. Every product you buy at today's low
>prices you can keep buying for the rest of your life at the same low
>price. If you re-purchase each item just once per year, we will
>never raise the price for you on that item - ever. And every time
>you place an order that contains at least one item from your Charter
>Customer Savings List (the list of products you bought during the
>Charter Customer offer), we'll ship you the order for free. For the
>rest of your life.

>Sound good? Just start shopping and you'll automatically receive all
>these benefits as a Charter Customer.
>>>Charter Customer FAQs
> >>Terms and Conditions

>Charter Customer Offer
>Terms and Conditions * Just by shopping at during our
>Charter Customer offer, you automatically qualify for its benefits.
>You also agree to the terms and conditions described below. Please
>read them carefully.
>* This is a limited time offer. Buy today so you don't miss
>out. We reserve the right to end the period in which new customers
>can qualify under this promotion at any time with no prior notice.
>* There is no membership fee.
>* During the Charter Customer offer, shop as many times as you
>want, buy as many things as you want, and they're all included in
>the program. (We'll call them your "Charter Customer Savings List.")
>Only those things you buy during the Charter Customer offer are
>included though, so make sure to get everything you and your family
>need now. Later you won't be able to change or substitute. Also, if
>the manufacturer stops making the specific product you bought, or we
>stop carrying it in our store, we're sorry, but no substitutions are
>permitted on your Charter Customer Savings List.
>* The prices you pay today on the items you buy will never go
>up. Of course, if they go on sale at for less than your
>price, you pay the lower price for as long as the sale continues.
>Discounts, coupons, and gift certificates can be applied to these
>items too. If you buy our Acumins customized vitamin, you can even
>change the formula at any time with no charge. (Of course, if you
>buy extra supplement packages, which we call Wonder Workers, you
>will incur an additional charge.)
>* Make sure to order each item on your Charter Customer Savings
>List at least once per year. Otherwise, that item will drop off your
>Charter Customer Savings List, and you no longer will be able to buy
>it at today's prices or receive free shipping. To remain an eligible
>Charter Customer, you need to order at least one item from your
>Charter Customer Savings List each year. If not, there will be
>nothing left on your list, and you no longer will qualify to receive
>free shipping.
>* As long as you remain an eligible Charter Customer, we'll
>give you free standard shipping (in the form of a discount on your
>order equal to our standard shipping charge, currently $2.95) for
>any order that contains at least one item from your Charter Customer
>Savings List. However, we reserve the right to establish a minimum
>order requirement to qualify for free shipping. Free shipping
>applies to U.S. addresses only. Additional shipping charges will
>apply for express shipping and oversized items.
>* We will never send you anything you did not order (other than
>free samples.) We will not automatically place orders for you or
>charge anything to your credit card unless you specifically
>authorize it.
>* We do not share your personal information with anyone for any
>reason, except as required by law. We will not send you unsolicited
>e-mail (spam). Review our privacy policy for complete details.
>* You agree your purchases are for personal use only. No
>resale. No transfer of benefits or membership. We reserve the right
>to limit quantities. CVS, RiteAid, Walgreens, Eckerds,
>, PlanetRx, or other drugstores are specifically
>prohibited from participating in this offer.
>* This offer is valid only for residents of the United States
>of America. Void where prohibited by law.
>* If we find any typos or other unintentional errors in the
>prices we have in our store, we reserve the right to fix them and
>change future charges to you accordingly. Of course, we will honor
>all sales made before the error is corrected.
>* We reserve the right at our sole discretion to disqualify any
>individual who tampers with the promotion, disrupts its intent, or
>interferes with its proper execution.
>* If this promotion can not run as planned due to computer
>bugs, viruses, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud,
>technical failures, or any other causes beyond our control, or if
> undergoes a change in ownership, or if the promotion
>violates applicable law in any jurisdiction, we reserve the right to
>modify or terminate this promotion.