You all know its just a thinly veilled attempt by corporate
conglomerates to gather marketing data on underage consumers. :-)
You like cowboys don't you, Timmy? Well, we here at Marlboro aren't
saying that you should start smoking at your age, but if you were, I'm
sure Marboro Cowboy would want you to try our cigarettes.....
Dave "Here kid, have your first pack on us" Crook