At 3:57 PM -0800 11/26/96, I Find Karma wrote: >From: Peter Thompson <thompson@filoli.com> >Date: Tue, 26 Nov 96 13:10:17 -0800 >To: joke_list@filoli.com >Subject: (fwd) Never piss off a lawyer > >[Note: the author apparently just passed the bar in his state... > important to know for the context of the story.] > >A quick narrative. I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was >younger. I couldn't afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It is a '70 >Mustang, and her name is Bessie. Bessie is the prototypical juvenile, >male-caveman, scratch your crotch and drink cheap beer car. Chromed >engine, dual exhaust, 250 horsepower, big tires, tra la la la. >The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the story, he >authorized the summonses. > >She went home with $215.00 worth of traffic tickets, and they are worth a >total of four points against her license, as well as the appropriate >insurance surcharge! > >Of course, if she demands a trial I won't prosecute. But the look on her >face as she walked away was more than enough satisfaction for me. > >Yeah, I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God.
YES!!!!!!
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