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Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before he dies,
he would like to set the world record for receiving the most Neiman-Marcus
Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS
demanding that they remove all traces of your neighbor's maiden name from
their executive washroom wall. They will respond by sending e-mail labeled
"goodtimes" to the computer controlling Craig's life support equipment. When
Felippe Linz, the technician operating the computer opens this mail, his
hard drive will be overwritten with thousands of credit card invoices for
$250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that Hilary was seen on the grassy
knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and
his tri-lateral commission cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and
banana sandwiches in the black helicopters with Elvis.