The secret to doofusing is to comment only on things about which you have
a passing familiarity, at best, unless your 15 minutes of fame are at stake.
I think I've acquited myself reasonably well in both of these respects. ;-)
To wit, respectively:
http://xent.w3.org/FoRK-archive/current/0427.html
http://dcdsv0.fnal.gov:8000/~baisley/dougsoc.html
Personally, I consider wa-wa-wa and dub-dub-dub to be reasonable facsimilies.
Cheers,
Wayne