How to determine a driver's origin.

I Find Karma (adam@cs.caltech.edu)
Wed, 4 Sep 96 17:09:52 PDT


(Forwarded from John Dobbin, gen-x list, etc. -- Adam :)

HOW TO FIND A DRIVER'S ORIGIN

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone in lap, brick on
accelerator: California*
* with gun also in lap: L.A.

Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching
pedestrians cross against the light: San Francisco

One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the dash
board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right foot on
the accelerator, head bobbing from side to side: Silicon Valley,
listening to KEZR

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in Boston.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to someone in back seat: Italy

Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in lap, foot
on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their
own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a
gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado
resident on spotting a car with New York plates.

Forwarded from the center of the universe, Boston:
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