From: ThosStew@aol.com
Date: Tue Dec 19 2000 - 06:40:31 PST
In a message dated 12/19/2000 2:46:18 AM, ryanu@pobox.com quotes:
>>The gun disguised as a cell phone is not designed for deterrence. Quite
>>the opposite; it is designed for shooting someone with the least possible
>>warning.
OTOH, just think of the possibilities: You're sitting in a restaurant,
bothering the other patrons because you are talking loudly on your phone/gun,
when your fettucini putanesca arrives. You tilt your head to the left to keep
the phone to your ear while you twirl the pasta. In so doing, you
accidentally, with your cheek, press precisely the wrong combination of
digits on the phone, which fires a .22 caliber bullet straight into your ear,
immediately ending the conversation, much to the relief of your fellow diners.
Tom
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