From: Joseph S. Barrera III (joe@barrera.org)
Date: Sun May 13 2001 - 21:49:42 PDT
Please welcome Jake, who was kind enough to send this self-description...
- Joe
From: jake@jspace.org
To: <fork-request@xent.com>
Subject: Request to join the FoRK list
Date: Sun, 13 May 2001 04:06:13 -0700
User-Agent: Microsoft-Outlook-Express-Macintosh-Edition/5.02.2022
Per FAQ item #77, "So, you may now join FoRK by sending a (preferably tongue
in cheek) description of yourself."...
Name: Jake
Title: Professor Emeritus, Northwest Arkansas Community College
Location: Fayetteville, AR
I'm generally amicable, but may fall asleep on you at any time.
I'm opinionated about things that most people on this planet don't give a
shit about.
I'm also opinionated about some things that a few people on this planet do
give a shit about. (I should know -- I'm one of them!)
I know little about most things that I know about.
I don't give a shit about anything that I know nothing about.
I know a lot about a few things that I know a something about, but most
people don't give a shit about them.
There are lots of things that I know almost nothing about, but I *do* know
that some of the things that I know nothing about are about to have a
drastic effect on my affect.
If you ask me to do something, I probably won't, unless I really like you,
or you pay in advance.
If I hint that you should do something, I'll be bitterly offended if you
don't, 'cause that means that my ESP was on the blink.
Things I love:
The Internet, Trek, news, music, programming
Things I hate:
The Internet, Trek, news, music, programming
Things I'm indifferent about:
sleep, calculus, Mozart, C, c, and George Johnson's termite problem
(Who's George? That's m'neighbor, stupid.)
Favorite quotes:
"SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide"
-anonymous
"FD&C Yellow #5" -anonymous
"Made in USA" -anonymous
"Made in China" -anonymous
"Eat my shorts!" -Bart Simpson
Life's goal:
To achieve super-luminal velocity while eating a Spicy Slim-Jim, and getting
a neck massage.
Summary:
The above should qualify me for membership to the FoRK mailing list. If not,
I'll just write a 'bot to get the posts from the web, so save us both the
trouble... M-kay?
If my qualifications are insufficient, may the wrath of Beelzebub provide
your descendents with freakishly enlarged genitalia, forever preventing them
from normal interaction with their fellow humans in any non-Internet-based
venue.
-Jake
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