Lying Bills

Robert Harley (Robert.Harley@inria.fr)
Tue, 18 Aug 1998 23:23:17 +0200 (MET DST)


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Ministry of Truth
times 17.3.95 bg speech malreported internet doubleplusungood rectify fullwise

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I did not, never, not once, cut down that tree, the cherry tree.

Well, according to the definition of "cutting" allowed by judge
Mumble, as transcribed in Section 1, I did not cut down that tree.

Oh no, not me. God bless America.

Besides nobody saw me do it.

OK, so I caused pain in the orchard.

Anyway I had a nice new hatchet and that cherry tree is clearly a
right-wing conspiracy just asking to be cut down.

Also, I did not, never, not once, cut down the pear tree.

Nor the apple tree.

Well maybe the pear tree.

But not the apple tree. Much.

[...etc ad nauseam...]

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