Hey, watch your mouth, man, there are physicists in the room. I'll have
you know there is in fact a Grand Unified Theory of Relationships (GUTR).
I wrote it myself. I haven't used it in while, but I think I've shown
it to Rohit. It uses complex numbers (some relationships are purely
imaginary, after all) but I suppose it isn't above the level of the list.
I can track it down if people are interested...
-- Ernie P.
I am not serious, but I was telling the truth.