Uh, have the woman I want???

I Find Karma (adam@milliways.cs.caltech.edu)
Tue, 12 Aug 1997 17:42:13 -0700 (PDT)


> Have the women YOU want!!!

But I already *have* the woman I want.

> If you have all the beautiful, sexy women you want in your life,
> read no further.

Wow. Kudos to them for the warning...

Byars, did you write this?

> Would you like to stop making the same mistakes 90% of the other
> guys are making?

Naw, Byars couldn't have written this. He would have used the
mystical number 97.

The thing that kills me about spams like this is that it feeds off
the insecurities of poor schleps who are too uncertain and shaky to
know any better. Nonetheless, I crossFoRK it for point of reference...

> PLUS, if you order now, as an added bonus you will receive
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Oh joy. I still can't believe they teach me everything I need to
know about women in 126 pages...

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Apparently-To: <adam@cs.caltech.edu>
Subject: Have the women YOU want!!!
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 97 16:44:43 EST


       
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