From: cdale@silly.techmonkeys.net
Date: Wed Sep 06 2000 - 11:55:53 PDT
Damn. I wouldn't strip and rebuild a Ford Escort! I got burnt all to
hell painting the Pinto in my one piece! Hold on to that one, Jay. (:
C
"A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity."
-- Robert Frost
On Wed, 6 Sep 2000 Jay_Thomas@putnaminv.com wrote:
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> >They don't say man's best friend is woman now do they. Hmmmph!
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> Speak for yourself. When you find the one, ya know it. Lessee, my dog,
> bubba, lays around whining to be let out, begs food so gratuitously I can't
> eat in the same room with him, farts uncontrollably (clearing the room at
> parties), collects ticks, and couldn't point a bird if his life depended on
> it.
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> Now, Katie (http://www.thomas.vg/us.html), OTOH, builds me furniture, can
> strip and rebuild a Ford Escort, cooks gourmet meals, is deadly-accurate
> with a 9mm Glock, can suck down a pint of Guinness in one sip, bore 3
> children while still maintaining her sense of humor, and has no problem
> with me going to a strip club or out hunting with the boys. And still finds
> *me* desirable.
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> All-in-all, I think the woman was a much better deal than the dog ;-)
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> >In fact women are well down the list after computers, trucks, food,
> >(root) beer, power tools... naps with women... wait wait, let me start
> >again... :)
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> Hmmm...I hadn't considered computers...No, no, nevermind. Wife still wins.
> Guess I was just damn lucky.
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> Jay
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> From: "Adam L. Beberg" <beberg@mithral.com>
> 09/06/00 08:36 AM
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> To: Grlygrl201@aol.com
> cc: adam@xent.ics.uci.edu, FoRK@xent.com
> Subject: Re: welcome Tony Berkman
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> On Wed, 6 Sep 2000 Grlygrl201@aol.com wrote:
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> > << I live in NYC, have a dog and a girlfriend who will break up
> > > with me within the month if I don't engage her. >>
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> > he's already in trouble; the dog was mentioned first.
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> For exactly the reason in his next sentance:
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> > > My dog has given me no such ultimatums.
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> They don't say man's best friend is woman now do they. Hmmmph!
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> At least our best friend can play around in the yard, your best friend
> is a chunk of carbon (a cutting tool, not a piece of jewelry!)
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> In fact women are well down the list after computers, trucks, food,
> (root) beer, power tools... naps with women... wait wait, let me start
> again... :)
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> - Adam L. Beberg
> Mithral Communications & Design, Inc.
> The Cosm Project - http://cosm.mithral.com/
> beberg@mithral.com - http://www.iit.edu/~beberg/
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