From: Joachim Feise (jfeise@ics.uci.edu)
Date: Fri Jun 09 2000 - 12:54:15 PDT
LOL.
-Joe
ThosStew@aol.com wrote:
>
> In a message dated 6/8/2000 11:41:15 PM, joe@barrera.org writes:
>
> >What is FoRK, may I ask ?
>
> A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker (all H1B immigrants, 45-year-old
> C++ programmers currently out of work despite a 4% unemployment rate--this is
> why this is relevant to this thread) were captured by a fierce cannibal tribe
> somewhere in Papua New Guinea, the same tribe that did for Michael
> Rockefeller back when. Convicted of spamming and cross-posting, they were
> sentenced by the tribal court to be executed, after which they would be
> skinned and their skin used to make canoes. Each was given a choice of how to
> die.
>
> The Frenchman said: "please, find a powerful but entirely tasteless poison,
> and instill a few drops into a glass of a Chateau Lafitte-Rothschild 1964; I
> will drink it while gazing at this photograph of my mistress, Fifi, and thus
> die in the best way I know."
>
> It was done, and he was skinned and his skin made into a canoe.
>
> The Englishman said: "If you'd be so kind, I'll take my grandfather's duelling
> pistol, and--stiff upper lip and all that--blow out my own brains, whilst
> gazing fondly at this photograph of my dog, Fido."
>
> It was done, and he was skinned and his skin made into a canoe.
>
> The New Yorker said: "Gimme a FoRK."
>
> The tribal elder said: "A FoRK? >What is FoRK, may I ask ?"
>
> The New Yorker explained, and a FoRK was provided. He grabbed the FoRK and
> immediately began stabbing himself in the thighs, the chest, the sides, the
> stomach, the back, the ass, the arms, the neck, the throat, and, as he
> collapsed, bleeding, to his death, he said: "There: Rotsaruck making a
> fucking canoe outta _me_."
>
> So it is written, so it is done.
>
> Tom
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