Re: Tombstones and tumbleweeds

gus (
Thu, 27 May 1999 15:00:23 -0400

please pardon me for interrupting your bravado, i am but a lowly
monkey, and know not my place. but, i think it is safe to say that
any performance with a script is just that, a performance.

this takes nothing away from the 'real' challenge, moth physical and
intellectual, of the performance. but the competition that is an
integral part of sport is lacking when bot participants know who is
going to 'win' ahead of time.


On Thu, 27 May 1999 11:46:33 -0700, Tim Byars <> said:
> John, next time you're in L.A. please contact me. Although I am
> outweighed by Pro Wrestlers by 30-50 lbs (I'm talking The Rock, HHH,
> Mankind...) I will do the following to you in order.
> 1) Closeline
> 2) Chair Shot
> 3) DDT
> Afterwards, you can report to the good people of FoRK how fake it felt.
> This will be done in a real pro wrestling ring complete with springs
> and all.
> Let me know,
> Tim
> --
> "If at first you don't succeed, come back and we'll beat you again."
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