http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html
"She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she's completely naked.
Are we discussing here a star of one of the approximately four hundred thousand
single-, double-, and triple-X-rated films out there, or one of the
approximately four hundred thousand different "My Little Ponies" they flooded
toy stores with in the Eighties?
That's what we're here to find out. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs
to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the
fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey
hoofers? You make the call."
Lisa Dusseault wrote:
>
> I wanna know what the formula is for porn-stars picking their names.
>
> lisa
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Strata Rose Chalup [mailto:strata@virtual.net]
> > Sent: Monday, March 26, 2001 6:33 PM
> > To: FoRK
> > Subject: Re: The *real* Jim Whitehead
> >
> >
> >
> > There's a nice guide to creating new names in "It's a Chick Thing"
> > by Berland and Terry.
> >
> > :-)
> >
> > For example: "your catholic schoolgirl name: Take on your grandmother's
> > first name combined with the name of your favorite Irish pub (Ellen
> > Shenanigan, Catherine O'Brien, Beatrice Benigan)"
> >
> > or
> >
> > "your southern belle name: Pick your favorite flower and finish it with
> > the surname of the first Civil War figure or Gone With the Wind character
> > that comes to mind (Magnolia Lee, Lily Butler, Gardenia Jackson)"
> >
> > I guess for guys it would have to be something like "your covert wannabe
> > name: Choose an obscure anachronistic hand weapon and add the name of
> > a past US president or cabinet figure (Dirk Johnson, Caltrop Hoover,
> > Bodkin Carter)"
> >
> > _SRC
> >
> > PS- Then we could do "your rugged pioneer name: Pick a farm animal, a
> > part of anatomy, and a famous explorer or naturalist. Hyphenate the
> > first two, and add the third. (Horse-Knees Lewis, Pig-Knuckles Muir,
> > Turkey-Lips Audubon)" It could get worse. But we'll draw a kindly
> > veil (Chicken-Caul Boone?) on the subject...
> >
> > Wayne E Baisley wrote:
> > >
> > > > Do you know how many "Stephen Williams" there are?
> > >
> > > How's 'bout:
> > >
> > > Al 'Shipment' Lewis
> > > Ellipses Whitman
> > > Limp Wealthiness
> > > Meanwhile Splits
> > > Misshapen Willet
> > > Wilhelmina's Pest
> > >
> > > Cheers,
> > > Wayne
> > >
> > > Hello, my name is "Siemany Molleh"
> >
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