At 03:24 PM 2/28/01 -0800, Strata Rose Chalup wrote:
>--------begin--------
> Microsoft Test Nuclear Device
>
> MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET OLYMPIA FACILITY
On the other hand...
On Wed, 28 Feb 2001 19:30:01 PST, in rec.humor.funny
nweaver@EECS.Berkeley.EDU (Nicholas C. Weaver) wrote:
>Microsoft struck by DOS attack, chief suspect identified as God.
>
>Redmond (Feb 28, 2001, 2:40 pm EST)
>
>Microsoft (MSFT) reported today that their facility in Redmond,
>Washington was struck by a large DOS attack, in the form of a 6.4
>magnitude earthquake. The company reported minimal damage, but has
>contacted the FBI.
>
>Early investigative suspicion has focused on a shadowy character named
>GOD, who has been allegedly involved with such hacking attacks as the
>3024 BC destruction of Sodom and several plagues within the Nile
>Delta.
>
>GOD's spokesman, Gabriel, has denied responsibility but notes that
>"Microsoft could use a good Smiting (tm)"
>
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>
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>This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/01/Feb/msftdos.html
>
>Administrative note:
>
>My apologies for the capitalization problem with yesterday's joke. I'm
>still not sure what happened, but I somehow managed to reverse the
>capitalization of all lines of text except the last one when formatting
>it for display - ed.
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God is silent. Now if we can only get Man to shut up.
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