[Ah... Aol is good for exactly two things. Proving stupidity of most
AOL users, and laughing at the stupidity of AOL users. *grin* ]
http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A53300-2001Jan12.html
By Gene Weingarten
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, January 14, 2001; Page F01
The following is excerpted from one of AOL's "hottest sites," the
Britney Spears Chat Room.
You are in BRITNEY SPEARS
PumpBody14: n e hot ladies in here?
Stinqwinky: Any hott guys want to chat?
Weinpost: Anyone want to talk about George W. Bush?
FN233: Ummmm. No.
CRAZY10Guy: No.
Weinpost: anyone have any views on the issues facing the new
administration?
Iamhorny18f: Any Hot Men Here I'll Strip For You on My Webcam. Click
here.
Weinpost: Anyone think Geo W. Bush is a hottie?
ZCC101: Bush sucks.
Crazy10Guy: I'm from Hawaii.
Weinpost: Do you folks disagree with his politics?
ZCC101: He's a lier.
ChickDx: He's just a jerk lier wannabe. Why do you like him.
Weinpost: I don't like him, totally. I just think he's hott.
ChickDx: GROSS!!!
Weinpost: um, how old are you, Chick?
ChickDx: 14 u?
Buki7: n e one got naked pics of Spears?
Weinpost: i'm 49
ChickDx: wow
GymnastKatie2000: ewwww
Weinpost: Do you feel that Bush will have problems establishing his
legitimacy, vis a vis the closeness of the election?
ChickDx has left the room.
GymnastKatie2000 has left the room.
JERaptor: n e 1 got nud pix of brit press 123
DirtyCrazyChico: You people saw her MTB Music Awards Performance?
That
was MAD TIGHT
Weinpost: Anyone here have any feelings about the new presidential
administration of Geo W. Bush?
Angerrelated: WASSSSUUUUP
Jmaster96: I like feet.
Weinpost: I like George W. Bush and compassionate conservatism. Any
takers?
MagicCircle449: this room sucks who seriosly likes Brittney here?
StoneColdsGirlie: Britney Spears is a hoochie.
Weinpost: Is Richard Cheney a hottie?
Scoobdoo1fan: no he is an old guy
Scoobdoo1fan: he's like 58.
Weinpost: Do you trust Cheney as the number two guy?
Scoobdoo1fan: I dont trust Cheny.
Scoobdoo1fan: Or whatever his name is.
Scoobdoo1fan: I hate bush and gore.
Weinpost: Why, Scoobs?
Scoobdoo1fan: bush wants to make it illegal to have an aborshone
Samkam1209: Gore tries bush lies
Scoobdoo1fan: And Gore wants us not to have cars.
Weinpost: NO CARS?????
Scoobdoo1fan: For the enviornment
Slyfox1988: WWWWAAAZZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!
JERaptor: ne 1 got nude pix of brit press 123
Cutiepie19545: this is a weird question but does anyone know what
hospital britney was born in?
Weinpost: Do you believe in compassionate conservatism?
Scoobdoo1fan: I don't know what it is
Weinpost: Me neither!
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