[SPORK] Portland Youth Detained
tomwhore at slack.net
Fri Apr 11 21:11:41 PDT 2003
Under the new antiprotesting laws being molded in the Oregon State
Legislature in conjunction with the Federal Patriot Acts a Portland youth
was taken in today for "spitting out some summer squash in a rude and
possibly seditious manner". When asked for a comment the youth in question
simply said "phfffft", further proof the youth of today are rebelious by
nature and need the harsh hand of John Ashcroft to guide them.
<a href="http://wsmf.org/pictures/2003/4011-BensBigEarDay/">Pictures of
the youth</a> were taken shortly before the final transfer to Uncle
Ashcrofts Camp For Wayward Youths.
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