More religious insanity

Sun, 27 Jan 2002 22:19:00 -0500

Statue burqas...


Draping History 
Halls of Justice: A Weekly Look Inside the Justice Department
By Beverley Lumpkin

W A S H I N G T O N, Jan. 25

 About three weeks ago, I received a tip. The attorney general was fed
up with having his picture taken during events in the Great Hall in
front of semi-nude statues. 

He had ordered massive draperies to conceal the offending figures. But
initially not only could the story not be confirmed  it was strongly

As some of you may know the Justice Department building was constructed
during the 1930s as a WPA project, completed in 1934. The artwork and
fittings were strongly influenced by the Art Deco movement. Much of the
ornamentation in the building is made of aluminum, apparently a big Art
Deco feature. 

The Great Hall is basically what it sounds like  a large, even grand,
two-story room used for department events and ceremonies. The formal
entrance up a winding stairway is adorned with murals depicting great
figures in the history of law, including Moses, Hammurabi, and John

At the opposite end of the hall, on either side of the stage, are two
enormous and stylized but largely naked aluminum statues. On the left,
the female figure represents the Spirit of Justice; the male on the
right is the Majesty of Justice. The male is clad in only a cloth draped
over his essential parts; the female wears a sort of toga-style garment,
but one breast is entirely exposed. She's been fondly referred to for
years by at least some as "Minnie Lou." 

And she's the one the photographers seek out. The most famous pictures
of all were shot when former U.S. Attorney General Edwin Meese proudly
released the final report of his commission on pornography. No one in
the Great Hall that day could ever forget the spectacle of the still
photographers writhing on the floor, flat on their backs, in order to
grab the shot of Meese holding up the porn report with Minnie Lou's
breast over his shoulder. 

So there were some who wondered how Attorney General John Ashcroft,
known as a strongly religious and conservative man, would get along with
the figures once he became attorney general. 

For a long time he didn't seem to mind. But last November he and Deputy
Attorney General Larry Thompson staged a major event in the Great Hall,
to announce their plans for restructuring the Justice Department to
address the new challenge of fighting terrorism. Many papers the next
day used a photo of the attorney general with  you guessed it  Minnie
Lou and that breast right over his shoulder. 

According to my original tipster, that was the final straw for Ashcroft,
and he ordered that the statues henceforth be draped. 

Public affairs people however denied any such thing. They stoutly
maintained that the attorney general had never complained and that no
draperies had been ordered. They pointed out that periodically, through
different administrations, draperies were sometimes rented for
particular events. 

They noted that former spokeswoman Mindy Tucker always hated the
statues; Mindy told me Thursday it was her view that half the women in
the department were offended by them and the other half considered them

Well, I guess this is a lot of background to get to the point: the
draperies have in fact been ordered. Minnie Lou and her mate now can
only be imagined. The draperies installed last week at a cost of just
over $8,000. 

And it turns out that they were indeed ordered by someone in the
attorney general's office, who delivered the request to the Justice
Management Division and asserted it was the attorney general's desire.
I'm told she was the only person in the attorney general's office who
knew about it. She's his advance person, and she said it was done for
"aesthetic purposes"  she just thought it would look better when
staging events in the Great Hall. 

So now it appears that rather than making an occasional appearance, the
draperies are here to stay  unless and until someone has the temerity
to request an event without them.