US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a
collision.
CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision.
US SHIP: This is the captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.
CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course!
US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE
WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!!
CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call.