Kewl, I incorporated them.
It sort of reminds me of this oldie-but-goodie...
If you are ever travelling in Arabia, you may find it useful to know
these simple phrases. For the sake of the Islam nation, be it known
that only 2% of the population belongs to the radical extremist faction
of the religion who are responsible for all the terrorism. Most Muslims
are very nice people, I'm sure. Remember, this is only a joke...
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-=- USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN -=-
TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS:
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AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
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FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the
floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
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SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
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AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in
the trunk of your car.
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FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital
appendages, I will glady reciprocate by betraying my country
in public.
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KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American
spies travelling as reporters.
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BALLI, BALLI, BALLI !
Whatever you say!
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MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN.
The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
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TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you.
I must have the recipe.
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