Any more Rohit rules of applied terror I should add?

I Find Karma (
Tue, 9 Jul 96 22:22:09 PDT

22.What are "Rohit's Rules of Applied Terror"?
1.The 97% will always be in charge of 97% of the aspects of your life.
2.A person can have at most two of the 3 most useful qualities in the universe: bitfulness,
cluefulness, and vision.
3.Beware people with two or more L's in their name.
4.Hardly any of the bitful people in "Triumph of the Nerds" are now worth anything.
5.It's usually easier to pay $23 for overnight parking than it is to go home and come back at 9am.
6.No one's sitting around waiting for PEP to happen.
7.History is written by the victors.
8."PC Clones" were a $13 billion insight (and climbing).
9.The decent is the enemy of the best.
10.All innovation is driven by laziness, impatience, and hubris. And occasionally horniness.
11.It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and
remove all doubt.
12.Humans fear change.