JOHN TESH IS AN ALIEN
THE MADNESS MUST CEASE
John Tesh has revealed himself to be Echelon's primary alien agent in the
United States, if not on the planet earth. Through his syndicated
television program, innocuously and duplicitously entitled "Entertainment
Tonight", Tesh has served his pan-galactic masters well, filtering the
thoughts of tens of millions of unsuspecting viewers through alien mind
screens, transmitting deadly thoughtprobe radiation beams throguh the TV
sets of America and the world. THESE ACTIONS CANNOT AND MUST NOT GO
UNCHALLENGED. We of N.A.T.A.S. refuse to simply hand over the planet earth
to these deep-space predators. We call upon all good citizens of sound
mind and body to join the struggle to liberate America an dthe world from
the clutches of Echelon, and to expose the interplanetary mole "John Tesh"
for what he is--the advance guard of a conquering alien army.
THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW.
NATIONAL ANTI TESH ACTION SOCIETY
The above campaign to liberate the world from the evil clutches of Tesh is already in full swing; locally, the campaign has received mentions on four commercial radio stations, and interviews are scheduled for another four; the local daily paper (The Detroit News) has run a section-front story entitled "Earth To Tesh: Is John Tesh an Alien?"; even Tesh's own mouthpiece program, Entertainment tonight, has taken notice. But it is not time to rest on our laurels; nay, the anti-alien campaign must continue!
Tesh is currently touring the united states with his "band" (actually, crack Echelon Reconnaissance Agents) collecting data for the use of the AOF (Alien Occupation Forces). I am writing to entreat you to spread the word of the campaign through any means at your disposal (i.e., forwarding the above official announcement via mailing lists, email, web pages, phone campaigns, etc). The very survival of the planet is at stake!
A recent rally held outside of Detroit's Fox Theater was a complete success in drawing attention to the Tesh Threat. We are hoping to orchestrate similar protests in other cities on Tesh's itinerary. Within forty eight hours, the official NATAS web page, including pictures from the rally and instructions for combatting the alien menace, will be up and running. The URL will be forwarded to you in due course.
In the meantime, please monitor events in your vicinity for signs of Tesh or other alien activity and report all sightings to this address. Remain watchful for further instructions from this office.
Operator #51 N.A.T.A.S. Central Counter-Infiltration Strike Force
-- INTERNATIONAL VIRUS: The Self-Actualization Through Firepower Magazine
P.O. Box 313 Farmington, MI 48332-0313 USA
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