The pilot motioned to a woman working in the building to open her
window and asked her "Where are we?"
The woman responded "You are in a helicopter."
The pilot immediately lifted the helicopter above the building tops,
flew a mile and a half, let it down through the fog, and hit the
landing pad dead center.
The amazed and relieved passenger said "How on earth did you do
that?" The pilot said: "It was simple. The information the woman
gave me was precisely correct and totally useless. I knew that she
had to be working at the Microsoft Customer Support Center."
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