Heaven's Late

duck (crs44@columbia.edu)
Sun, 13 Apr 1997 22:34:07 -0400 (EDT)

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This misdirected message was inadvertantly delivered to my office. Sorry for
the delay; I hope it is not too late.
STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997)
To: Heaven's Gate Personnel:

DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF THE
39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 3024 WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET AGAIN.
DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
*** REPEAT ***
DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME

****** "Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the
creatures of men."

- Benjamin Disraeli

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